coloring outside the lines

prison guards recently discovered an inmate with these pages from a coloring booking coated in a drug called suboxone. what makes me wonder is how they figured out it was coated with drugs, did they catch him with it in his mouth giggling? it really makes me wonder.
here's the pic:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42321254/ns/local_news-philadelphia_pa/

very busy

had a busy, hectic day, ill be updating my blog tomorrow, i leave you with a bear on a bike

my turn to drive

Apparently kids are getting smarter (and/or dumber these  days), a 10 year old stole his parents car and drove of because he was being punished. he was able to stay in the lanes and use the turn signals for a while, being pursued by the cops, until he was rear ended at a red light and pulled into a donught shop, once he saw the cop their, he stopped. This is both funny and sad, the parent cant control that kid at all.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42259669/ns/us_news-weird_news/


more vintage ads

how does it all fit.

hey everyone, i'm back, and with a funny story for you all. a Pennsylvania woman was caught with some heroin, then a doctor found 50 bags of heroin, paper money and coins in her vagina. I would like to comment on this, but the truth of the matter is, there's nothing i think i can add to it. Its funny and outrageous, what more can you ask for?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42193151/ns/us_news-weird_news/

and another vintage ad:

hooters excuse

hooters is having a special offer for the NCAA tournament in which you can download a forged doctors excuse and a coupon for a free appetizer for those who would like to skip work and watch the game.Its obvious this is just a novelty, but i wonder what would happen if someone tried to actually use it, what do you think?



http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42100030/ns/business-small_business/

idol or your life

a man in Florida has recently been arrested for holding 2 of his coworkers at knife point because they wouldn't change the channel to American idol. Funny thing is American idol wasn't even on that night. This makes me think about "what would you do for  Klondike bar"{who would you kill for a tv show}. Is there any TV channel you would kill for?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42018345/ns/us_news-weird_news/

im gonna keep up the vintage ad thing for a while, here's another funny one.

up for real

 Sorry for sporadic posts lately, university has been hectic as of late, without further ado onto the post

nat geo has actually built a house that flies away with balloons attached to it, just like the film up. This makes me think, could flying houses one day be a possibility, itd be a hell of a lot cheaper than buying land, thats for sure. what are your thoughts?


http://www.wltx.com/news/watercooler/article/126815/363/Real-Life-Up-You-Can-Lift-House-with-Balloons-

and in keeping with my last post, heres a vintage ad from the past.

if VW put this out today, someone would torch their headquarters, lol

how do i sign up for that class?.......

Apparently at northwestern university in the united states, a psychology class featured a real life demo of a man using a sex toy on his naked fiance. Apparently the university president is upset about this, but why should he be? what do you all think?

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/03/04/us-university-sex-demonstration-idUSTRE7234T620110304


also a random funny picture about the days when doctors advocated smoking:

best dumb warning labels

i found this website earlier today, its good for a quick laugh, some of my favorites are:

1.

Do not ingest.

Unknown Lava Lamp

2.

Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant.

Unknown Birth Control Pills

3.

Warning: May cause Drowsiness

Sleeping Pills

4.

Do not use as an ice cream topping.

Unknown Hair Coloring

http://www.dumbwarnings.com/

i leave you with a picture of this pencil guy

you said this comes from where now?

that's correct, in the UK, an ice cream parlor has been selling breast milk ice cream. It's been shut down for now, but i gotta say, how can it be that popular? Apparently people really like it, but why would you want to buy ice cream made from breast milk, what are your thoughts?

sorry for being so inactive lately everyone, college life can be hectic.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110228/ap_on_fe_st/eu_odd_britain_breast_milk_icecream